In an earlier post, I lamented about an online quiz I took where the result ended in the quiz saying I was 63 when I’m CLEARLY 50…something.

Yesterday, the online quiz asked if they could tell which state I lived in within 11 questions. The results were staggering for this Midwest girl. Er, woman.

Florida.

Now, did they say Florida because they think I’m 63 and so I moved there? Or because I identified the picture of small red crustaceans in a bucket as crawfish – not crayfish, or crawdads.

I guess I’ll never know.

I’ll stay here in Illinois where there are four seasons – even when May shows up in February for a few days. Here, I’m closer to my dad, stepmom and most of my siblings. Illinois is also centrally located to Denver, Louisville, Baltimore and San Antonio (and Berkley is just so far away).

For now Florida is safe.